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Postby Jrrtt37 » Tue May 04, 2004 7:31 pm

Some fun stuff.

ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING

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Feet cold and wet.
Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

Feet warm and wet.
Improper bladder control.
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

Drink unusually pale and tasteless.
Glass empty.
Get someone to buy you another drink.

Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar.

Mouth contains cigarette butts.
You have fallen forward.
See above.

Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

Floor blurred.
You are looking through bottom of empty glass.

Get someone to buy you another drink.

Floor moving.
You are being carried out.
Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

Room seems unusually dark.
Bar has closed.
Confirm home address with bartender.

Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
Cover mouth.

Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
You are dancing on the table.
Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

Drink is crystal-clear.
It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
Punch him.

Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
You have been in a fight.
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
You've wandered into the wrong party.
See if they have free alcohol.

Your singing sounds distorted.
The drink is too weak.
Have more alcohol until your voice improves.

Don't remember the words to the song.
Drink is just right.
Play air guitar.
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Postby Jrrtt37 » Tue May 04, 2004 7:37 pm

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Postby Anthony » Wed May 05, 2004 9:59 am

Those lines DO slope... Take a screen shot and try to draw a straight line with out there being any edges....

(Minor, but they do slope)
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Postby Robpol86 » Wed May 05, 2004 11:50 am

no they dont.............................................

open it in mspaint and kill the boxes. the lines ARE PARALLEL AND STRSAIGHT
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Postby Anthony » Wed May 05, 2004 1:01 pm

Blah - See what I did?

Silly laws of pyshics says I need to start on the same level to end on the same level.
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Postby Robpol86 » Wed May 05, 2004 1:48 pm

silly laws of mspaint say that the lines are perfectly straight pixel by pixel
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Postby Nathan » Thu May 06, 2004 12:39 am

Robpol86 wrote:silly laws of mspaint say that the lines are perfectly straight pixel by pixel

i never liked those laws, the resolution is so bad
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Postby fuuucckkers » Thu May 06, 2004 12:19 pm

or you could just take a ruler to your monitor and measure the distance between.. on both ends of the lines.. :o
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Postby Nathan » Thu May 06, 2004 8:47 pm

or you can do it the fun way
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Postby Plasma2002b » Wed May 12, 2004 11:17 am

oh god....... would you guys get over it
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its teh infamous life of brian gaut to teh max0r!
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Postby BaBy_GuRlIe » Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:30 am

do you have any more pictures?
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