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Ways to tell tht Microsoft sucks

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1. Spending 30 minutes to install windows, then spending 2 hours installing updates.
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2) Finding Windows users that think they can install in under a hour
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3) installing intellipoin and inellitype 5.0 for microsoft wireless optial elite

fuxsfj89w4545 microsoft!!! THEY REMOVED FEATURES SUCH AS "keystroke" to assign custom functions to the mouse and removed "screen saver" from intellitype so now i cant launch it w/ a press of 1 of those extra keys. they made something good BAD!! GAH!!
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installing XP pro upgrade. get in 1 min of finish and have a page file dump.....

Knowing how buggy it is
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5) Releasing Windows ME
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6) MS Exictives amditing the ME was a joke oporrating system
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I apologize, ME should have been at the op of my list
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7). Naming a program, Microsoft "Works".
More like an oxymoron.. but still.. :roll:
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When you got so much good shit on your computer (Millenium Edition) and can't reformat because then you would have to redownload everything. :twisted: Also when you go on internet explorer, sometimes it asks you to install some new shit for ME and then it says you can't because theres a bug or some stupid fucking shit.
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32-bit os running on a 16-bit os (9x)
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what about that new 64-bit Windows Server 2003? Or is microsoft a bunch of mo'fo's that don't know jack about stability with their N.T systems?
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uh? Windows XP 64-bit boots straight to a 64-bit environment. just like 2000 and xp boots straight to a 32-bit environment. Windows 98/95/ME first boots to dos which is 16-bit and loads the 32-bit operating system
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11.) saying they are gonna stop supporting Win98 pretty soon :roll:

(the best user/client OS they made IMO)
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12. Two words: Microsoft Bob
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