*Your* Favorite Away Message (you came up with)

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 7:37 pm

You're more hopeless than I am.

Timelessblur · Post by **Timelessblur** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 7:52 pm

No I am not, she just a friend (god I really need to find a GF

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 10:49 pm

Timelessblur wrote:No I am not, she just a friend (god I really need to find a GF

Nah dude.

Being good friends is way better. One of my closest friends is a girl and she and I hang out a lot, and we're probably closer even than her boyfriend and her. (Plus her parents don't mind if I am alone in her room with her.

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Timelessblur · Post by **Timelessblur** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 12:02 am

Michael wrote:(Plus her parents don't mind if I am alone in her room with her. )

yes that a plus but you just freinds. She prouble has more effect on my mood than any GF could ever have on me. Things going soure I genrel pretty glumb. When I glumb for another reason she can always put a smile on my face

Moon Child · Post by **Moon Child** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 1:06 am

DADINK13 wrote:Okay, most recent addition:

The number one reason why cars are better than women: You can drive a car hard all night and it won't get tired.

*sigh...

little boys and their thoughts... geesh... lol

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 2:58 am

Michael wrote:(Plus her parents don't mind if I am alone in her room with her. )

lol......

I'll bite my tounge this time.

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 7:00 am

DADINK13 wrote:lol......

I'll bite my tounge this time.

Heh, well, believe it or not, we just talk.

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:24 pm

Okay, as soon as I saw this I had to post it. This is the away message a friend of mine just had:

"You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war!"

I'm not sure if she made it up, seeing how it was wrapped in quotes, but I still find it amusing.

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:34 pm

Well either you and my brother have the same friends, or she didn't make it up

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:46 pm

lol...in that case she didn't--but it's still funny.

I actually do have one I just recently made up because I was pondering this simply because it makes no sense and it makes perfect sense all at the same time:

Why is Houston Street in Manhattan pronouced "How-ston Street," yet the city Houston is still pronounced "Hue-ston?"

jester22c · Post by **jester22c** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:57 pm

DADINK13 wrote:Okay, as soon as I saw this I had to post it. This is the away message a friend of mine just had:

"You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war!"

I'm not sure if she made it up, seeing how it was wrapped in quotes, but I still find it amusing.

Lol... that's great. I'm going ot snag that one and use it

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:36 pm

This is what I use while I'm working on things late at night (programming/homework/etc.) and most of my friends are sleeping.

The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:53 pm

Hmm...me likes.

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:40 pm

That's the point...otherwise I wouldn't have posted it...

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 12:59 pm

Oh...I just thought of another one.

I'll be back in a minute squared per planck time.

For those of you that don't know, that's about 8.45 x 10^38 years.

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