Michael Jackson
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 4:13 pm
That's all that needs to be said. Comment.
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:31 pm
i dont think he did anything.... i think that kid just wants some fame or sumthin
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:41 pm
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:55 pm
to put that above series of MJ photos in a chinchilla perspective...
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After...
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:46 pm
MJ is still a nasty korophiliac...
Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:17 pm
Q: What's the difference between Casper the friendly ghost and Michael Jackson?
A: One is white and love children, the other is a ghost.
Q: How can you tell when bedtime is at the Neverland Ranch?
A: Simple. When the big hand is on the little one...
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
So I heard McDonalds is coming out with a new item. They're putting a hot-dog in a 6 year old bun. Although they have not officially released the name of this new menu item, rumors say it will be called "McJackson"
What do Michael Jackson & Walmart have in common? They both have little boys pants 1/2 off.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
A: One is white and love children, the other is a ghost.
Q: How can you tell when bedtime is at the Neverland Ranch?
A: Simple. When the big hand is on the little one...
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
So I heard McDonalds is coming out with a new item. They're putting a hot-dog in a 6 year old bun. Although they have not officially released the name of this new menu item, rumors say it will be called "McJackson"
What do Michael Jackson & Walmart have in common? They both have little boys pants 1/2 off.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 1:51 am
this is sick but halarious
" what do michael jackson and a big mac have in common?"
"they're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns"
" what do michael jackson and a big mac have in common?"
"they're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns"
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:44 pm
hahaha, funny shit there.
I ranted about this in The General forum, and i got my ass tossed, cause i didn't rant in here, anyway, wtf is up with him anyway?
If i had kids and not that i would be dumb enough to send them to him, but if he touched him, i'm beat the shit out of him, give him a better reason for a new nose.
I ranted about this in The General forum, and i got my ass tossed, cause i didn't rant in here, anyway, wtf is up with him anyway?
If i had kids and not that i would be dumb enough to send them to him, but if he touched him, i'm beat the shit out of him, give him a better reason for a new nose.Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:49 pm
Dude it doesn't matter where you post.Jrrtt37 wrote:hahaha, funny shit there.
I ranted about this in The General forum, and i got my ass tossed, cause i didn't rant in here, anyway, wtf is up with him anyway?
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:54 pm
yea i know, but i didn't feel like having a all out rant on just my ass, easier to just do it in here, and then don't have to have ppl bitch about that stuff.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:56 pm
How does that bitching affect you? The thought of people actually angered by a POST on a MESSAGE BOARD on the INTERNET being in the WRONG LOCATION makes me feel better about being a borderline alcoholic.Jrrtt37 wrote:yea i know, but i didn't feel like having a all out rant on just my ass, easier to just do it in here, and then don't have to have ppl bitch about that stuff.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:03 pm
It doesn't effect me at all, i'm just saying i'm to damn lazy to argue with ppl about were i should rant and when and were i want to, it effects me no way whatsoever. i was just mentioning it, didn't mean for there to be much behind on what i said with that.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:19 pm
It's okay jrrtt37 - Axilla is the resident jack ass.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 11:24 pm
Yes, and I'm tempted to clean this thread up because I can. 
Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 12:51 am
Keep the chinchilla stuff at least?DADINK13 wrote:Yes, and I'm tempted to clean this thread up because I can.
