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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:50 pm
by MikeZed
Don't hate me son, hate your mom. She was the one that had a drunk guy circumsize you and biaccident snip your penis off.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:51 pm
by Nathan
is that what happend
i always thought it was hereditary

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:53 pm
by MikeZed
Yep, she was quite a good mom.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:55 pm
by Nathan
huh, i was talking about you

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:56 pm
by MikeZed
No son, you're just mentally retarded.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:58 pm
by Nathan
but i got it from you, right
thats what the doctor said

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:58 pm
by MikeZed
No son, that was the doctor's excuse. I told him to say it because I didn't want you to cry.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:00 am
by Nathan
but he told me your were drunk when we were there and the only thing you could say was, "can i take my pants off"

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:01 am
by MikeZed
That was a great night. So many girls sucked me. :twisted:

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:02 am
by Nathan
but mom said it was only her and two guys

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:04 am
by MikeZed
She didn't want to hurt you. So she lied.

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:05 am
by Nathan
but i saw the video tape you made
you were really drunk

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:06 am
by MikeZed
Why the hell are you looking at your mom and dad's sex tape?

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:08 am
by Nathan
she left it in the vcr

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:09 am
by MikeZed
That's just nasty!