Quotes and Such
zekerella: i think i peeed my pants lol jk
zekerella: y wont ian give kristis pants back
lizorose: I'll throw my shoe at you
punk x party: oh i love you
TheChristeLegacy: lol i know
punk x party: who doesnt
TheChristeLegacy: the arabs
TheChristeLegacy: just making random quotes
npirrivmaunsa13: really?
TheChristeLegacy: yes
(Can't you tell how random?)
abcdancer134: keyser and i are talking about
homosexuality and cook
wear
conanluvsamp: elijah wood is not for sale
TheChristeLegacy: lol no, but bob hope is
conanluvsamp: ...
conanluvsamp: how much
TheChristeLegacy: kind of makes u wonder who was trying to bite kt in the locker room
hwafflesgiverash: lol
hwafflesgiverash: lol
hwafflesgiverash: yes it dose
TheChristeLegacy: any ideas? the arabs maybe?
hwafflesgiverash: i say the dolly lamma
TheChristeLegacy: Damn dolly lamma......
hwafflesgiverash: lol u just wish u were an aniamal ur just
heartless
(Convo with Jess Keefer on phone)
Jess: I think all guys should shave there armpits?
Me: Lol, why's this.
Jess: Well, they're all hot and stuff when you see them in a tank top, or a beater, but then they lift up there arms, and I just want to wax them!
IntruLUVwithU369: lol we had hard kinky sex!! lol then he cummed in my eye!!
usedtobegeorge: I got to touch your hair
(On phone with Niki)
Niki: I love sqirrels.
Niki: "The most complexity in life lies within simplifying it."
PartyHard1808: I can stop but I fall sometimes while going down the hill. I just go to makeout on the chairlift lol
abcdancer134: ban capital punishment....BRING BACK TORTURE!
(Jacob Hottle on Band Bus)
Jacob: This is the overly-smart channel for overly-smart people, do I have a caller?
Mark: Hello?
Jacob: Yes, do you have a question about Math and or Science and or Potery?
Mark: No, but I'm lost.
Jacob: You're lost?
Mark: Yes, how do I get out?
Jacob: Well, do you see anything that looks familar?
Mark: I see a Sheets, but it is written in Chinese.
Jacob: They don't have Sheets in China
Mark: I know, I am in Tiwan.
Jacob: I thought you were lost?
Mark: I am, I don't know where I'm at!
Jacob: But you said you were in Tiwan!
Mark: I don't know, I can't read!
Jacob: So you are lost?
Mark: No, I'm in my house, but it is in Tiwan!
AtomicMaTt89: wanker
TheChristeLegacy: lol so what are ur thoughts on don vito
abcdancer134: well you know me and my mobsters.....
TheChristeLegacy: lol, do u think he is sexy
abcdancer134: OMG
abcdancer134: yes
abcdancer134: with such a passion
Bub Squeezey: hahahahahaha hell i got a b and i cant even speak enlgish llet aloen another language lol
hwafflesgiverash: cliffnotes on the bibel
hwafflesgiverash: bible*
Bub Squeezey: OH NO yes i bet nono was a huge football player in concetration camp or whereever hes from lol
(Phone convo with Emily)
Me: I'm going to eat your soul.
Em: It should taste like cake.
Me: Why
Em: I don't know
...
Me: You'll wake up, but I won't be considerate enough to put you in a bathtun full of ice. You'll look over and see me beating your abs on your counter with meat tenderizer.
(20:02:48) AtomicMaTt89: computers are like airconditioners - open windows and they stop working
(23:19:09) Carly: nah, he'd find a way...he's a good boarder...maybe I'll just push him off of a chairlift...like the one right above northface...
(20:02:19) Britta DeVore: i just read ur random quotes page....
(20:02:24) Britta DeVore: its fun....
(20:02:31) Britta DeVore: and long....
(20:02:34) Britta DeVore: but thats ok...
(23:23:49) Chelsey Guydo: holy shiznat lmao
(Convo with Ian)
Ian: Ok, Mr.McDowl is running down the hall toward Mr.Boyer's office. "He worships the dark lord Anthony, we must eliminate him and anyone who stands against us." Herb steps into the office with camo under his brows and an M-16 in each hand. He ligts up the office people while smoking the biggest cigar you've ever scene. Then he just lets out a scream "DAMN YOU ANTI-CHRIST" as everyone is his line of fire drops dead.
(12:36:30) Chelsey Guydo: then hes like..."you're a Teenager" or something
(12:36:39) Chelsey Guydo: you never remember how you get into the convos you do wtih him
(15:27:00) AtomicMaTt89: my friend yelled out in the cafeteria "John Silbaug licks monks!!!"
(22:39:23) Josh Swaford: ur pretty ripped in the stomach section
(22:39:29) Anthony Christe: yeah
(22:39:34) Josh Swaford: lol
(22:40:24) Josh Swaford: wish i was ripped like that lol
--Deception Point (Dan Brown)
Come on! He waited. Nothing like the presure of having to piss all over yourself with a helicopter chasing you.
(19:17:46) Bubby Christe: lady looks at my name "ur not related to that famous christe are u?" im thinkin like doug christie or somthin im like no shes like "are u realted to that famous rick christe"..im like well my uncles name is rick shes like "wow he is the top horse trainer there is...have u ever been to hsi ranch?"..i was like u mean hsi trailor and his barn? shes like "yes isnt it amazing...hes a celebrity"
(19:18:07) Anthony Christe: lmao
(19:18:32) Anthony Christe: dude that's the best thing i ever heard
(19:18:50) Bubby Christe: im like no way are we talkin about the same guy shes like "he lives in somerset"...i think i pissed my pants when i ehard that
(19:27:10) Bubby Christe: hahahaha
(19:27:15) Bubby Christe: and video tape it
(19:27:21) Bubby Christe: send in into milf huntyer
Tom Koppenhofer (Emily's Dad)
There's where I pulled over to go to the bathroom and saw a flock of turkey.
(Twenty minutes later he comes out of the bathroom with a misterious happy grin on his face.) Ok, we need to beat the cadilac (does 0 - 60 in like 4 seconds.)
(Ian and I on phone)
Ian: You hear an engine reving outside your door at 3 A.M. You go out and there is Tom Koppenhofer in
his pimped out car. He's like "Anthony get in, we're going dragging with the Dr.DeArkangelos out at the Somerset airport."
Me: I guess I'm just an anarchist with a soft heart.
(20:27:41) Sheena Zola: i was ready to kill mrs. elder today
(20:27:45) Sheena Zola: O:-)
(20:27:47) Anthony Christe: lol
(20:27:54) Anthony Christe: lol kill the liberal
(20:29:36) Sheena Zola: i was gonna say that it doesn't matter who's ass is in a seat in the blue room..but i was like nah i better say butt
(21:48:39) Anthony Christe: (cyber poke)
(21:48:54) Berkeley Chapman: hee hee cyber newspaper wad
(21:49:04) Anthony Christe: he he cyber hanggun
(21:50:38) Berkeley Chapman: hahah
(21:50:42) Berkeley Chapman: cyber switchblade
(21:50:56) Anthony Christe: lol
(21:51:05) Anthony Christe: cyber bush (chuckles)
(21:56:53) Anthony Christe: lol, do u got the hawian white?
(21:57:04) Ian Brant: lol and the hati fire
(21:57:15) Ian Brant: get herb in the bat mobile
Emily: Zombie orgy!
(23:02:10) Matt Stanec: friday night
(23:02:18) Matt Stanec: threw my friend a birthday party
(23:02:26) Matt Stanec: i was sittin on the couch and this girl tryed to climb over me
(23:02:33) Matt Stanec: im sittin there between her legs
(23:02:35) Matt Stanec: and she looks down
(23:02:43) Matt Stanec: and just goes ahead and smacks me in the face w/ her vagina
(23:03:14) Anthony Christe: lol
(23:03:19) Matt Stanec: it was hilarious
(23:03:25) Matt Stanec: of course, the best times, happen when bubby isnt around
(23:03:29) Anthony Christe: lol
(23:03:33) Anthony Christe: did u enjoy it
(23:03:50) Matt Stanec: 4 85% naked girls sittin in my dining room playing strip poker
(23:03:53) Matt Stanec: yea i gues..haha
(23:04:02) Matt Stanec: birthday girl in nothing but underwear..
(23:04:07) Matt Stanec: 3 others in bras n thongs
(23:04:16) Matt Stanec: then me n my friend sititn there w/ cameras
(23:04:33) Matt Stanec: and where's bubby? sittin at home, taking pain killers, playing n64
(21:23:26) Anthony Christe: AND EVERY LITTLE THING THAT YOU DO, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
(21:23:47) Bubby Christe: LONESTAR
Mcell: Look I know exactly what he is thinking, he is thinking "You suck my dick right now, my ball size is twice the size as mostm it's swelled." You know that he is thinking that don't you.
Mr.McDowl: Anyone who messes up the bandroom we can crucify, I mean, it is that time of the season.
(17:09:31) Anthony Christe: but yes, my quotes are imfamous
(17:10:09) Kelly: yes
(17:10:12) Kelly: whatever
(17:10:24) Kelly: i'll just accept i'm never going in there
(21:29:26) Ben Svonavec: i ate a bad triscuit that tasted like a biscit it was gummy just like my flavoreds cummy, white you fight thats right i'll put you in a comma after i give you a stoma from smok-ing i'll throw you in the ring and kick you're ass like some kinda las that likes the smell of sassy frass and cash
(Ditching track meet comming back from Sheets)
Me: I think they said something about taking a piss on the old people
(Devin starts like puking sobe out his nose)
Devin: Isn't that like the 11th commandment or something
Me: Yeah, though shal not piss on thy elder
Berk: Yeah, I called josh last night and he was in the shower, so he talked to me in the shower
Me: Well, we all know what he was doing.
Berk: Yeah, probably beating off
Me: Yes, we all know it was planned, Josh shower, jacking off to your voice
Berk: (chuckles) I wouldn't mind
(Me on phone with EM)
Em: So what are you gonna do about it?
Me: Well, I'll get the Christe crime family after you.
Em: Oh oh, what are they going to do?
Me: Well they'll take to the horse, and make you ride him, wait that didn't sound right did it?
TheChristeLegacy: count the six pack
TheChristeLegacy: then bow down to touch it
BenSvonavec777: hahahaha
BenSvonavec777: ill bow down further than that;-)
BenSvonavec777: lol
TheChristeLegacy: lol
Leah: she is backstabbinhg caniving little bitch
(going back in time to check out the extinct HolyLemon forums)
Rebonuk (creator of Holylemon.com)......mmmm moist socks.......*runs off to the fridge*
Evan: Man, I would just bend her over a chair and go.
Me: Hell, I wouldn't be going if it weren't for the ride and the free food
Devin: I'm only going for the bitches and booze
(a few minutes later)
Devin: My aunt has beer, I'll come running back with like this keg on my back. Coach Starry will be like, what the hell is that? Then he'll take it and just run into the fieldhouse. We'll go in and try to reclaim the beer and he'll just dive on the keg. He'll put the tube right in his mouth and just start pumping away. We'll go in to try and get back out beer, and he'll just start throwing the fucking javilins at us and the kids shots. We start to close in and he just dashes onto the track and starts running. One of the other coachs is like, "holy shit, he just ran that 100 in like 7, with a keg on his back."
Ian: She'll just pop out a baby in the middle of class, and Mrs.Hancock will deliver it. Mr.Correl will be there too, but he'll just stand around and do Seinfield impressions. Then Mr.Digg will pop in and pretend to be Cramer.
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