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by Mike Zed
Sun Mar 28, 2004 4:48 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I am such a douche
Replies: 23
Views: 11402

Final fantasy is so cool, I wish I could have all my friends be anime, but this one human talks to me for some reason. Damn him!
by Mike Zed
Sun Mar 28, 2004 4:36 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I am such a douche
Replies: 23
Views: 11402

Yes. Fans.
by Mike Zed
Sun Mar 28, 2004 4:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I am such a douche
Replies: 23
Views: 11402

I am such a douche

Seriously.

I am the stupidest person ever.
by Mike Zed
Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:52 am
Forum: General
Topic: The truth is here...
Replies: 9
Views: 4922

Everyone click the WWW in my info. It is my awesome site!
by Mike Zed
Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: I am sorry for being a loser
Replies: 1
Views: 1698

Lordy lordy do I love scat porn!
by Mike Zed
Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:07 pm
Forum: General
Topic: I am sorry for being a loser
Replies: 1
Views: 1698

I am sorry for being a loser

My dad raped me especially hard recently, and I have to take my anger out on you. I'm really sorry. My anus is bleeding, and my brother made me shave my balls. My two pubic hairs, gone :(
by Mike Zed
Fri Jan 30, 2004 5:24 pm
Forum: AIM+ General
Topic: HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 2126

tkdb1089 wrote:it doesnt work with 5.x??????? :?:
If you let me give you analingus, I will make it work with 5.x
by Mike Zed
Fri Jan 30, 2004 5:18 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Dammit
Replies: 2
Views: 1996

Dammit

My court appointed psychiatrist said I have cannibalistic tendancys. Truth is, I never really wanted to digest my brother's flesh, just sample the taste of his colon. He also put me on suicide watch. I have two fucking goons watching me. I can't even go to the bathroom without someone watching. Alth...
by Mike Zed
Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:18 pm
Forum: General
Topic: My Poem/Rantings
Replies: 4
Views: 1659

My Poem/Rantings

Life makes me want to cry Many tears from each eye How I wish I could die That's right folks, I'm pathetic. I'll post about it in my journal and yell at people for reading it. How I wish girls would IM me. This would be the first step to real conversation with them. Once I can talk to them, I can a...
by Mike Zed
Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:27 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Autoerotic asphyxiation
Replies: 12
Views: 2651

Autoerotic asphyxiation

Its really fun, you all should try it. What I do, is use my mom's panties to make a noose. She's a rather large woman, so there's a lot of material. I tie the noose around my neck and make it progressively tighter. I loop it over a door handle and have it hang in front of me, because I am on my hand...
by Mike Zed
Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:04 am
Forum: General
Topic: My one true love.
Replies: 31
Views: 14440

If you are doing the one minute stuff I said before, then you are Axilla! Sorry, when I log into my MikeZed account, I get kinda stupid. This doesn't even make sense. I posted as MikeZed one minute AFTER I posted as MichaelZed. Also, I've heard from other people that Axilla is out of town tonight. ...
by Mike Zed
Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:59 am
Forum: General
Topic: My one true love.
Replies: 31
Views: 14440

Please ignore those irrelevant screen shots in the previous post, and pay attention to the fact that the post from "MikeZed" occured one minute after the post from "MichaelZed" Yes, I am MikeZed. The proof of my 'nice life' lies in the thread in which I have 4 pages of conversati...
by Mike Zed
Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:35 am
Forum: General
Topic: My one true love.
Replies: 31
Views: 14440

My one true love.

So a little history, I've had my fair share of pussy. I've done 69, doggy style, woman on top, in my car, in alleyways, you name it. But I got sick and tired of paying for sex! I explored my options for what I could get for free, but the girls at the STD clinic didn't seem too interested in striking...
by Mike Zed
Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: Proof that MichaelZed is Axilla!
Replies: 30
Views: 8765

Actually I used both my old computer and my new waste of money yet colorful Alienware PC so I could post under two different names, MichaelZed and MikeZed. Ignore anything "MikeZed" says from now on, I'm going to mainly use this account.