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Q: What's the difference between Casper the friendly ghost and Michael Jackson?
A: One is white and love children, the other is a ghost.
Q: How can you tell when bedtime is at the Neverland Ranch?
A: Simple. When the big hand is on the little one...
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
So I heard McDonalds is coming out with a new item. They're putting a hot-dog in a 6 year old bun. Although they have not officially released the name of this new menu item, rumors say it will be called "McJackson"
What do Michael Jackson & Walmart have in common? They both have little boys pants 1/2 off.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
A: One is white and love children, the other is a ghost.
Q: How can you tell when bedtime is at the Neverland Ranch?
A: Simple. When the big hand is on the little one...
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
So I heard McDonalds is coming out with a new item. They're putting a hot-dog in a 6 year old bun. Although they have not officially released the name of this new menu item, rumors say it will be called "McJackson"
What do Michael Jackson & Walmart have in common? They both have little boys pants 1/2 off.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
Michael wrote:In plain English: I am a boy.
For those AOL speakers out there: i ma b0i wat r u a/s/l ken i c ur b00bs?
hahaha, funny shit there.
I ranted about this in The General forum, and i got my ass tossed, cause i didn't rant in here, anyway, wtf is up with him anyway? If i had kids and not that i would be dumb enough to send them to him, but if he touched him, i'm beat the shit out of him, give him a better reason for a new nose.
I ranted about this in The General forum, and i got my ass tossed, cause i didn't rant in here, anyway, wtf is up with him anyway? If i had kids and not that i would be dumb enough to send them to him, but if he touched him, i'm beat the shit out of him, give him a better reason for a new nose.
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Dude it doesn't matter where you post.Jrrtt37 wrote:hahaha, funny shit there.
I ranted about this in The General forum, and i got my ass tossed, cause i didn't rant in here, anyway, wtf is up with him anyway? If i had kids and not that i would be dumb enough to send them to him, but if he touched him, i'm beat the shit out of him, give him a better reason for a new nose.
Michael wrote:In plain English: I am a boy.
For those AOL speakers out there: i ma b0i wat r u a/s/l ken i c ur b00bs?
yea i know, but i didn't feel like having a all out rant on just my ass, easier to just do it in here, and then don't have to have ppl bitch about that stuff.
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How does that bitching affect you? The thought of people actually angered by a POST on a MESSAGE BOARD on the INTERNET being in the WRONG LOCATION makes me feel better about being a borderline alcoholic.Jrrtt37 wrote:yea i know, but i didn't feel like having a all out rant on just my ass, easier to just do it in here, and then don't have to have ppl bitch about that stuff.
Michael wrote:In plain English: I am a boy.
For those AOL speakers out there: i ma b0i wat r u a/s/l ken i c ur b00bs?
It doesn't effect me at all, i'm just saying i'm to damn lazy to argue with ppl about were i should rant and when and were i want to, it effects me no way whatsoever. i was just mentioning it, didn't mean for there to be much behind on what i said with that.
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