*Your* Favorite Away Message (you came up with)

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:17 pm

What is your favorite away message? One rule though when posting. YOU must have been the one to create it, since that are so many away message sites its easy just to pick one, but this way they are original.

My favorite is:

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Come on does it look like I am here... I mean really... I think I would answer you if I was here... Or... Maybe not...
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Granted it was better I think when I first came up with but after so many reinstalls of AIM, I think it has lost a little bit of its "touch".

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:37 pm

My favorites are quotes that people have said that I have turned into away messages. Two of them I said:

"Jim Breuer is George Carlin's bastard son."
- Cassie

"Holy no pizza!"
- Brooklyn, after Starve-a-Thon realizing that everyone ate five pies in about thirty minutes

"Lucy's being a bitch today. She's not putting out at all."
- me, describing how the multimedia workstation in the audio lab wasn't printing CD labels.

"Hey, he walks like Cassie."
- me, during Jurassic Park when Tim is walking to the table after nearly being electrocuted.

Dice599 · Post by **Dice599** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:39 pm

My favorite is:
"I am away from my computer right now...no sh*t."

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:47 pm

Los pollitos huelen como peos, peos, peos
Cuando tienen diarea, cuando estan enfermos.
La gallina busca Immodium y la manta.
Les da la medicina. Les deja en la cama.

(baby chickens smell like farts
when they have diarrhea, when they are sick
the hen looks for immodium and a blanket
she gives them the medicine. she leaves them in bed)

I have some other ones that I didn't write that are funnier:

'In days of old when knight were bold
and toilets were not invented
they'd lay their loads beside the roads
and walk away contented' -- source: bathroom stall

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:50 pm

...whoa...that's actually pretty cool!

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:53 pm

Of course it is cool, and the reason I started this thread.

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:53 pm

DADINK13 wrote:

...whoa...that's actually pretty cool!

Wait...which one...mine or the one from the bathroom wall?...or was tht not in response to me at all?

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 5:58 pm

idejsecrofkrad wrote:Wait...which one...mine or the one from the bathroom wall?...or was tht not in response to me at all?

It was for your message..although that one from the stall is pretty funny.

I think I found a new stupid away message!!

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:00 pm

DADINK13 wrote:
idejsecrofkrad wrote:Wait...which one...mine or the one from the bathroom wall?...or was tht not in response to me at all?
It was for your message..although that one from the stall is pretty funny.

I think I found a new stupid away message!!

heh...cool. Most people don't like it. I used to put it up all the time and I'd get flooded with messages saying it was nasty.

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:01 pm

idejsecrofkrad wrote:heh...cool. Most people don't like it. I used to put it up all the time and I'd get flooded with messages saying it was nasty.

lol, I am the master ot pointless away messages.

Check my away message right now and you'd see what I mean.

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:01 pm

Isnt that part of the idea?>

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:02 pm

aclauser wrote:Isnt that part of the idea?

Some people actually have useful away messages saying what they're doing. Bah. Boring!!

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:05 pm

aclauser wrote:Isnt that part of the idea?>

If you mean the nastyness factor, then yeah. But I think I wore that message out.

DADINK13 · Post by **DADINK13** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:25 pm

idejsecrofkrad wrote:If you mean the nastyness factor, then yeah. But I think I wore that message out.

lol..time for me to break it in!

punkster103 · Post by **punkster103** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 7:26 pm

I know I didn't make this, but I feel it should be posted here anyway:

i'm not here right now....

punkster103: so hey, what's going on?
%n: i'm madly in love with you, i'd just thought i'd let you know
punkster103: i already knew, but thanks for telling me

I think jester22c started something about removing the Playing Game away message and putting that in it's place along time ago somewhere on the boards.

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