*Your* Favorite Away Message (you came up with)

[nmrim]

i don't know the kid who said it...i'm not even sure if it is 'his' or 'hers' for that matter...it was the away message of a mutual contact i guess..found it quite entertaining nonetheless..

Shibby1360: "fo sheezy mah neezy" is a bastardization of "fo shizzle mah nizzle" which is a bastardization of "for real mah nigga" which is a bastardization of "i concur with you whole heartedly my african-american brother"

[insomica]

I found it on a bathroom stall and thought it would be a good away message.

Here I set all broken harted. Tried to sh*t. But only farted.

[Timelessblur]

I've got style
I've got class
I've got...
... another class...

for the collage stundent

[Nathan]

I found it on a bathroom stall and thought it would be a good away message.

Here I set all broken harted. Tried to sh*t. But only farted.

i found the same one on a bathroom stall at a college. lol

[whatnow4005]

This one annoys the heck out of people

Sorry, I'm not here right now...or...am I? I could just be here, not answering your messages, or I could be somewhere else...unless i'm here. Or maybe I'm here and not supposed to be, which would mean I'm supposed to be somewhere else, and not here, where I'm not supposed to be. Or maybe i'm somewhere else, and am supposed to be here, which i'm not, and should be, in which case i'm probably somewhere else, where i am not supposed to be.

[Moon Child]

Just recently came up with this one...

I'm sleeping curled up wth ShareBear. Hopefully dreaming of one of seven guys... LP or Gary (the one responsible for me having a carebear ) Come on... I think Gary'd let me dream about LP... I hope...