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Timelessblur · Post by **Timelessblur** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:45 pm

One I have is a races Texas Joke.

On a plane there is 1 France man 1 engishman 1 Texas and 2 mexicans. No parishuts. Well the plane runs into some problems and the pilote comes on the income telling them that the plan needs to loose some wieght or it will crash so some needs to jump out of the plane to save everyone. The engishman say he will do it. So he jumps out to his death saying "For the Queen of england!" and the plane goes on perficly fine. A little while later the pilot says the plane need to loose more wieght some some needs to jump out. This time the Frechman volliteers. He jumps out to his death yelling "For the king for france!." and the flight goes on. Then the Pilot says again that there is a problem with the enginees and the plane need to loose more wieght so some ONE last person needs to jump. This time the Texasn gets up. Yells "REMEBER THE ALAMO!" and thows the 2 mexicans out of the plane.

that about as far raciest of a joke as I am willing to post. I know some that are a lot worse but they are to bad to tell. I personly dont like them to much and think they are degreging. THe reason I like that one is this is Texas and it deals with the alamo but it is still pushing it

As for my agie joke.

In order to prevent mass confusing and mass traffice jams during a Hurican evation of houston this routes have been assinded to people.
Houston Evaction Route

All Mexicans take I -10 west to san antnio
All Cajiges take I-10 east to Lousina (Sorry can not spell new Orolines right)
All Yankees take I-45 north to Dalls
All Agies take the 610 Loop.

fuuucckkers · Post by **fuuucckkers** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:19 pm

PhaseDMA wrote:Perhaps I'm missing something.

How do you not understand that.

Yellow on the outside.. It's a school bus.
Black on the inside... a bunch of niggers(or black people)
Screams .. the bus going off a cliff.

What's not to get? Are you slow tonight?

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:20 pm

What black people going over a cliff... Is that how it's funny... Seems.... Very stupid to me

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Timelessblur · Post by **Timelessblur** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:13 pm

PhaseDMA wrote:What black people going over a cliff... Is that how it's funny... Seems.... Very stupid to me ...

Well it is. its a races Joke. Now I do know a ton of band jokes.

What is wrong with a mini van going off a cliff with 5 trumpet players in it?
You could of have put more in it

How do you make 2 picilos be in tune?
Shoot one

Why are trombones the best lovers? (
Tumpet players do it with 3 fingers
bariton plays do it with 4 fingers
trombone players do it in 7 positions

(Yeah I played the trombone)

Jon8RFC · Post by **Jon8RFC** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:58 am

"remember the alamo"

Axilla · Post by **Axilla** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:05 am

Um come on, its supposed to be "whats black on the inside, yellow on the outside, and really funny?"

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Who was the best jewish cook?
Hitler

How do you fit a thousand jews in a car?
4 in the seats, the rest in the ashtray

Did you hear about the new jewish car?
It not only stops on the dime, it picks it up too!

Did you hear about the jewish child molester?
He hid in the bushes and said "hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

Axilla · Post by **Axilla** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:06 am

What word starts with N and you'd never want to call a black person?

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Matt · Post by **Matt** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:07 am

x Wasted Mind x wrote:
PhaseDMA wrote:Perhaps I'm missing something.
How do you not understand that.

Yellow on the outside.. It's a school bus.
Black on the inside... a bunch of niggers(or black people)
Screams .. the bus going off a cliff.

What's not to get? Are you slow tonight?

It could be a culture thing. The south has a lot more blacks and thus ppl in south are more prone to get it. I laughed when I read it....but then again, I live in the south....

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:36 am

Perhaps you have to be racist to get a racist joke...

I mean sorry but come on...

South excuss... I guess that makes "sence", seeing as far as Black rights (amoung other rights (women)) you can't get any more north then where I live.

Master Jedi · Post by **Master Jedi** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:50 pm

I got it, but I don't think it's funny at all.

Chinchilla! · Post by **Chinchilla!** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:13 pm

The irony of this is that it's supposed to promote tolerance, yet the guy who created it, a high school friend of mine, was about as racist as one can get.

fuuucckkers · Post by **fuuucckkers** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:15 pm

I'm not really a racist per-se.. well maybe a little.

I just like to make fun of them more than anything.. haha.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:32 pm

im not really a racist either
but i think racist jokes are hillarious
does axilla have a problem with jews?
i laugh at all racists jokes not just black ones so that really doesn't make me racist does it
i hate everyone equally

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:45 pm

You know what's worse then a white being racist against a black? A stupid white guy racist against whites... Makes me want to knock them upside the head... Worst part is they tend to be very white.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:56 pm

i never said I am racist

Youre black arent you
is that why you dont get black jokes?

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