Dear Abby...

Axilla · Post by **Axilla** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:39 pm

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Detroit who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Worthington and one of my sisters, who lives in Dublin, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Grove City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta and is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Ohio State fan?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Jrrtt37 · Post by **Jrrtt37** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:41 pm

lol, go for it.

even though that sounds like the biggest bullshit story i've heard.

Axilla · Post by **Axilla** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 5:08 pm

Jrrtt37 wrote:even though that sounds like the biggest bullshit story i've heard.

sigh...

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Jrrtt37 · Post by **Jrrtt37** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 5:24 pm

i ment

I am a crack dealer in Detroit

part, not the Ohio state thing. The Story seemed to much of a build up

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 5:27 pm

Oh god...

Duh it's fake.

The point is all the legal stuff she doesn't care about as much as she is worried about what he will think about what her husband will think of her brother liking the other team.

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