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sweeney · Post by **sweeney** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:37 am

For those of you that have a netzero account, free or not, and are tired of the banner they put on your screen, stop using the client. After searching for too long, I found a site that will encrypt your username and password, so you can connect through windows. I'm very happy about this, then again its 12:40 and I haven't slept in about 20 hours. Anyone who wants it, heres the site:
http://www.consolevision.com/members/fackue/netzero.htm

BigHead · Post by **BigHead** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:43 am

What if they store those usernames and passwords you type iin???

sweeney · Post by **sweeney** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:08 am

They don't, its a simple javascript, I checked the code. It was just a matter of the algorithm. Besides, it wouldn't make sense. You can get a free name, and have unlimited service with this. See, the way they stop your service with the 10 hr/mo. is by your phone number. When you connect through RAS, you can do the *67 prefix (if you have total phone). Which I did, It works so far.

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:48 am

Total phone? Haha... You have to pay extra to block your phone #.

Plasma2002b · Post by **Plasma2002b** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:52 am

we jsut have the 'caller id blocking' always turned on for our phone

dont cost a penny

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:21 am

That's what *69 does (that or calls the local hooker)... Then again we have it so blocked #s have to be unblocked to call my house... Cuts down on a lot of stupid (but not meaning prank) calls.

Timelessblur · Post by **Timelessblur** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:57 am

PhaseDMA wrote:That's what *69 does (that or calls the local hooker)... Then again we have it so blocked #s have to be unblocked to call my house... Cuts down on a lot of stupid (but not meaning prank) calls.

Just sucks that the tella marketers still have a way to disable caller ID by just being out of area. And what pisses me off is when they tryed to make a law making that illigle the bitched about it.

Axilla · Post by **Axilla** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:04 pm

A telemarketer called my cell phone a few weeks ago. To bad I didn't have a tape recorder.

TM: Would you be interested in purchasing (some magazine) for 75% off the cover price?!?!
AX: Sounds like a pretty shitty magazine if you need to reduce the price that much to sell it, no?
TM: We offer that price to everyone as an incentive
AX: So why would someone pay close to $5 an issue at the news stand?
TM: Well, people don't always make wise decisions
AX: So you are saying that people who read your magazine are suckers?
TM: Sir, that's not what I meant, I...
AX: So you call me up and pretty much tell me that I'm an idiot, and you want me to buy your magazine? Not a very good sales technique...its okay, I know the first day on a job can be tough.
TM: Well...
AX: I used to sell cell phones. One time I accidentally sold a guy a used phone that had its LCD screen messed up and its menus were upside down
TM: Thats---
AX: You should have seen this poor bastard, tryin to stand on his head to use his phone.
TM: (giggles)
(At this point I realized she sounded like a girl I knew who is hot, so...)
AX: Hey I never got your name
TM: My name is Kathy
AX: Kathy what?
TM: I can--
(I knew she was gonna say she couldnt tell me so I just interrupted her)
AX: I knew this girl named Kathy in college, got her pregnant right before I went to study in Spain. You got any kids Kathy?
TM: No
AX: Anyway, what's your last name?
TM: I can't tell you that.
AX: Okay thats fine, so getting back to the magazine, I'd like to get a subscription
TM: Excellent, I'll just need to get some information from you'll receive your first issue in 4 to 6 weeks.
AX: What sort of information?
TM: Just your name, full address, and credit card number. Or we could bill you and you could send a check or money order.
AX: My name is Glenn Quagmire. I live at 33 Spooner St. Quahog, Rhode Island. Zipcode 02910
TM: And your credit card number?
AX: (I gave her a fake 16 digit number, some random exp date)
TM: (waits for response)
TM: Um, that's not a valid credit card number.
AX: Ohh whoops, I gave you my sex-offender registration number. I just remembered that my credit cards don't work any more. You can guess why.
TM: (Pauses for more than a moment) Well we could bill you...
AX: There's a problem with that. My house arrest bracelet doesn't let me get to my mailbox. Maybe you could just drop it off at my place?
TM: I don't appreciate--
AX: I thought the customer was always right!
TM: Sir you aren't a customer yet
AX: Thats because you won't come to my house
TM: YOU'RE A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!
AX: Hey what I do with my dogs should be a private affair!
TM: (Silence)
AX: Although I guess those pictures I took with my neighbor's dogs was crossing the line.
AX: Then I tried to mate my dogs with a condor. I wanted puppies that could fly!
TM: So, should I send you the magazines?
(Wow)
AX: We were talkin about Hustler right? Yeah send me than and might as well sign me up for Big Black Asses too.
TM: Sir I'm ending this conversation now.
AX: Shit and I was just about to ejaculate.
(Hangs up)

I know these people are 'just doing their jobs' but there are a ton of jobs out there that they could do instead. I don't mind messing with telemarketers because my friend did it for a while and loved it when people fucked around.

fuuucckkers · Post by **fuuucckkers** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:38 am

Hahahahaha.

That's grand. I'm all teary eyed from laughing so hard.

Jon8RFC · Post by **Jon8RFC** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:22 pm

Genius, pure genius

MikeZed · Post by **MikeZed** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:49 pm

I like using the arnold voice thing.

Axilla · Post by **Axilla** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 4:20 pm

MikeZed wrote:I like using the arnold voice thing.

I find creativity works better, but maybe thats just me.

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