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So a little history, I've had my fair share of pussy. I've done 69, doggy style, woman on top, in my car, in alleyways, you name it.

But I got sick and tired of paying for sex!

I explored my options for what I could get for free, but the girls at the STD clinic didn't seem too interested in striking up a conversation with me. The guys however, found me most interesting. Since one of my favorite sexual practices was to have a woman use a strap-on and peg me anally, I figured I'd let a guy try it out.

I brought three guys home but they had surprisingly forgot their strap-ons. They said they had something I'd like more. They called it 'cock' They used this in place of the strap-on that my hookers usually use, and it was incredible. It didn't last as long as the strap-ons did, but it left a warm feeling through out my body.

Afterward, they even let me taste this 'cock' because I loved it so much.

Needless to say, the motto is true... 'once you try cock, you do it round the clock'

So there is the story of how I realized my one true love, cock.
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Please ignore those irrelevant screen shots in the previous post, and pay attention to the fact that the post from "MikeZed" occured one minute after the post from "MichaelZed"

Yes, I am MikeZed.

The proof of my 'nice life' lies in the thread in which I have 4 pages of conversation with one of my lovers, rokbass.
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MichaelZed wrote:Please ignore those irrelevant screen shots in the previous post, and pay attention to the fact that the post from "MikeZed" occured one minute after the post from "MichaelZed"

Yes, I am MikeZed.

The proof of my 'nice life' lies in the thread in which I have 4 pages of conversation with one of my lovers, rokbass.
If you are doing the one minute stuff I said before, then you are Axilla! http://www.angelfire.com/hero/mimic/proof.GIF
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MikeZed wrote:If you are doing the one minute stuff I said before, then you are Axilla!
Sorry, when I log into my MikeZed account, I get kinda stupid. This doesn't even make sense. I posted as MikeZed one minute AFTER I posted as MichaelZed.

Also, I've heard from other people that Axilla is out of town tonight. I cannot know this myself, because I am not on his buddy list, because he does not share my interests (cock) and won't allow it. This makes me cry. My mom says "Michael, don't cry, your lovers are at the door" and I stop crying because I know I am about to get some delicious cock.
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Post by nmrim »

just so you know...axilla has been idle for quite some time...and his away message does say that he is out of town..: )
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Explain the pictures idiot.
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your pictures prove nothing asshole : )
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Proves that I am not MichaelZed. If those pictures don't prove it, then PhaseDMA's picture doesn't prove shit. And what screen name is he on?
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dood it easy to do. It is called use 2 computers. If i had power for my laptop I would prove it 2 you.
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And I don't have two computers.
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Post by Moon Child »

I hope you weren't referring to Jen as the idiot... because after the stunt you pulled today, the pm you sent me, and stuff... I sincerely hope not.

And I have to agree with Jen about Axilla's screenname.
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oh maeg...i got a pm from him too :sad:
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Jen... Can we say busted?
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Moon Child wrote:Jen... Can we say busted?
word : )
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