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rokbass wrote:
By the time that a person came with in a couple hundred feet down the person wouldn't exist any more...
the soul will not burn out of existance
Perhaps you have a reason for this statement?
Jrrtt37 wrote:ask yourself:

does evil exsist in the world?
if evil exsist in the world can it be personified through a being. If so, is there one evil greater than another, if so, would the greater evil have a place to reside, if so, then the resisdence of the greatest evil has to be hell.
That's the same thing as asking if there is a hell (for you anways).
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well while we are talking about hell


Hell: Exothermic or Endothermic?

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The following is an actual question given on University of Iowa chemistry mid term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my freshman year, "... that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." Taking into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, No. 2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.
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Seen it, yet it is still funny.
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Realize that that neither proves nor disproves that hell exists...

I therefor don't understand why you provided the link.
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PhaseDMA wrote:
rokbass wrote:
By the time that a person came with in a couple hundred feet down the person wouldn't exist any more...
the soul will not burn out of existance
Perhaps you have a reason for this statement?
the soul isnt something physical
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If there is such a thig as a soul... For Hell to exist to many other factors need to exist...
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ok, i get what you are saying
alot of hells reality is based on just believing things exist
so... do you not believe souls exist?
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rokbass wrote:ok, i get what you are saying
alot of hells reality is based on just believing things exist
so... do you not believe souls exist?
I believe in souls, but I'm trying to disprove hell (only to be the devil's advocate... Errr... Um... God's advocate?... No... :grin:).
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maybe hell is not so much a place but a state in which you hate after you die.


at least it has a webpage. www.hell.com
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its not quite these kinds of things that make me an agnostic when it comes to religon, but its close.
I look at things with a very scientific point of view......


can anybody actually tell me what a 'soul' is? And after you define it, can you prove it?

And just because you have 3,000,000 people that might back you up on it, i dont really consider that proof.

But then again, what is hell? I think i like Jrrtt's comment up there..... it pretty much leaves open a variable that lets anybody insert their own personal worst and most hated evil into the equation.
Jrrtt37 wrote:the resisdence of the greatest evil has to be hell.
in other words, wherever the worst thing in your mind is at, that is hell.

Hell can be a lot of things if you go by that. Hell can be 'the underworld' where the so called 'devil' resides..... or hell can even be that spooky old house down the street from your house, where in your childhood, the most evil and sinister person in the world lived.


Hell is simply a variable.


if (file_exists($hell)){
include($hell);
}else{
exit("Sorry, No hell to go to");
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Jrrtt37 wrote:maybe hell is not so much a place but a state in which you hate after you die.


like alabama? :)
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Plasma2002b wrote:
Jrrtt37 wrote:maybe hell is not so much a place but a state in which you hate after you die.


like alabama? :)
Nah New York City. Once you go outside with bling bling and rich shit, bam you either get shot or sliced.
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