RobPol sent me this link......and its really hilarious....
http://maddox.xmission.com/internet.html
...some examples.......
BIOS - BI-sexual Operating System. A politically correct operating system pre-installed on Macintosh systems.
FTP - Free TelePhones. Click on every site that says "FTP" to increase your chances of winning a free telephone.
ISP - Institute of Stupid People. This is what people are talking about when they say they're affiliated with an ISP.
LAN - Lame Ass Network. Most schools, businesses and libraries use a LAN to connect computers together locally.
Ping - The sequel to the popular game "Pong."
PPP - Porn Porn Porn! A wanker's paradise.
Virus - See Windows 95/98.
Windows 95/98 - An operating system riddeled with bugs and ineffective utilities.