My one true love.
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- Mike Zed
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My one true love.
So a little history, I've had my fair share of pussy. I've done 69, doggy style, woman on top, in my car, in alleyways, you name it.
But I got sick and tired of paying for sex!
I explored my options for what I could get for free, but the girls at the STD clinic didn't seem too interested in striking up a conversation with me. The guys however, found me most interesting. Since one of my favorite sexual practices was to have a woman use a strap-on and peg me anally, I figured I'd let a guy try it out.
I brought three guys home but they had surprisingly forgot their strap-ons. They said they had something I'd like more. They called it 'cock' They used this in place of the strap-on that my hookers usually use, and it was incredible. It didn't last as long as the strap-ons did, but it left a warm feeling through out my body.
Afterward, they even let me taste this 'cock' because I loved it so much.
Needless to say, the motto is true... 'once you try cock, you do it round the clock'
So there is the story of how I realized my one true love, cock.
But I got sick and tired of paying for sex!
I explored my options for what I could get for free, but the girls at the STD clinic didn't seem too interested in striking up a conversation with me. The guys however, found me most interesting. Since one of my favorite sexual practices was to have a woman use a strap-on and peg me anally, I figured I'd let a guy try it out.
I brought three guys home but they had surprisingly forgot their strap-ons. They said they had something I'd like more. They called it 'cock' They used this in place of the strap-on that my hookers usually use, and it was incredible. It didn't last as long as the strap-ons did, but it left a warm feeling through out my body.
Afterward, they even let me taste this 'cock' because I loved it so much.
Needless to say, the motto is true... 'once you try cock, you do it round the clock'
So there is the story of how I realized my one true love, cock.
Everyone on the Big-O Software board are fucking awesome except MikeZed because he doesn't know common sense.
Axilla is the gayest person on this board.
- MikeZed
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Nice life fool. Proof =
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop.GIF
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop2.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop3.GIF
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop4.GIF
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop5.gif
Forgot...
http://www.angelfire.com/hero/mimic/proof.GIF
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop.GIF
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop2.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop3.GIF
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop4.GIF
http://home.comcast.net/~super17/desktop5.gif
Forgot...
http://www.angelfire.com/hero/mimic/proof.GIF
Last edited by MikeZed on Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:04 am, edited 2 times in total.
Everyone on the Big-O Software board are fucking dumbasses except MikeZed because he actually knows common sense.
Axilla is the gayest person on this board.
- Mike Zed
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Please ignore those irrelevant screen shots in the previous post, and pay attention to the fact that the post from "MikeZed" occured one minute after the post from "MichaelZed"
Yes, I am MikeZed.
The proof of my 'nice life' lies in the thread in which I have 4 pages of conversation with one of my lovers, rokbass.
Yes, I am MikeZed.
The proof of my 'nice life' lies in the thread in which I have 4 pages of conversation with one of my lovers, rokbass.
Everyone on the Big-O Software board are fucking awesome except MikeZed because he doesn't know common sense.
Axilla is the gayest person on this board.
- MikeZed
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If you are doing the one minute stuff I said before, then you are Axilla! http://www.angelfire.com/hero/mimic/proof.GIFMichaelZed wrote:Please ignore those irrelevant screen shots in the previous post, and pay attention to the fact that the post from "MikeZed" occured one minute after the post from "MichaelZed"
Yes, I am MikeZed.
The proof of my 'nice life' lies in the thread in which I have 4 pages of conversation with one of my lovers, rokbass.
Everyone on the Big-O Software board are fucking dumbasses except MikeZed because he actually knows common sense.
Axilla is the gayest person on this board.
- Mike Zed
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Sorry, when I log into my MikeZed account, I get kinda stupid. This doesn't even make sense. I posted as MikeZed one minute AFTER I posted as MichaelZed.MikeZed wrote:If you are doing the one minute stuff I said before, then you are Axilla!
Also, I've heard from other people that Axilla is out of town tonight. I cannot know this myself, because I am not on his buddy list, because he does not share my interests (cock) and won't allow it. This makes me cry. My mom says "Michael, don't cry, your lovers are at the door" and I stop crying because I know I am about to get some delicious cock.
Everyone on the Big-O Software board are fucking awesome except MikeZed because he doesn't know common sense.
Axilla is the gayest person on this board.
- Timelessblur
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dood it easy to do. It is called use 2 computers. If i had power for my laptop I would prove it 2 you.
http://www.myimgs.com/data/timelessblur ... omulan.jpg
Yeah I know I got pulled in but its a nice way to kill time
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Yeah I know I got pulled in but its a nice way to kill time
my link for kings of Choas
- Moon Child
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