I just made this one the other day. It's a quote by a rather well-known musician:
"I never did it to Nancy, so I'll do it for her."
- Harry Chapin, on dedication of "I Want to Learn a Love Song" to Nancy
Harry's a dirty dirty man..lol
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sorry I jack the contest one it going ot come in handleWho ever IMs the most by the time I get back I will buy them a starbuck coffee I really will
Hey I a transformer junkie. I gotten like almost 100 bucks worth of tranformer stuff in the past 2 days (god I need help)Autobots, Transform and Role out
Optimus Prime
yeah it my sig. I trying to find a good Belldandy oneIf humans don't want me....
Then why'd they create me?
Armitage
I think you mean "no hablo inglés". As for the wetting yourself one, that's priceless.kung-fu_grip wrote:happiness is like wetting your self....everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth
also
my shrink of 12 years said the the most wonderfull thig to me today.....no habla ingles
-molly-
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush," "Dick," and "Colon."
- Chris Rock
Moneypenny: You know, this kind of behaviour could qualify as sexual harrassment.
Bond: And what's the penalty for that?
Moneypenny: Some day, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.
"Let's face it: you're a success, a dream date, a well-balanced, multitalented, all-around nice guy. And man, that voice of yours melts hearts as fast as a butter pat on hot mashed potatoes."
- Emode.com's 'Who's Your Inner Rock Star' test
"If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk, you can get work."
- Mr. T
"...In the end we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King, Jr
Can you guess what her major is..... I did not intend for her to be offened but she was so I told her I would never use it again. Enjoy guys Personly I think is just funnyAn Engineer asks "How does it work"
A Scientists asks "Why does it work?"
A liberal arts major asks "Do you want fries with that?"
Working for the Corporate Machine.. in Corporate America. Overworked, Underpaid and Tired as fuck.
But I'll be back later and then do it all again every day for the next 45 years of my life. Isn't Life Grand?
This is old but... My brother has that same exact away message... I am offically freaked out!Moon Child wrote:I got an interesting response to that one once...Where did I go %n? If I get back before myself, keep me here. If not, I'll be back in a few.
Thoth978: interesting
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Auto response from maeg241: Where did I go Thoth978? If I get back before myself, keep me here. If not, I'll be back in a few.
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Thoth978: a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a paradox, lol
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